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It took me until two weeks ago to hit my first for real pandemic slump.  Which, if you hit yours much earlier, must be annoying to even read but we are who we are.  I had been thriving, really.  I … Continued

  The First Taste   I had so many ideas for my 40th birthday jamboree.  Hatchet throwing in our dresses and suits.  A weekend house party.  Others, too.  I was desperate for it to be different in some way and I … Continued

I had developed a serious unrelenting hatred for a particular young salesgirl.  You have to understand, my experience with her ilk that would visit our office was with her rival company.  Those young women were well dressed like fancy stewardesses, … Continued

    Huddle up, Sister Queens. So let’s start with what you should have already learned from reading my book – frenemies are bad news.  It’s too confusing for your literal heart and your brain to deal with that mess.  … Continued

So, in Sicily, my brain was completely clogged with salami, seafood, veal, cheese, pasta, blood orange mimosas, arancini, cannoli and wine.  We were surrounded by the gorgeous sea and because there’s a volcano there that still erupts periodically, the whole … Continued

Oh my sisters.  What a week this has been.  The stories kept coming and coming and coming and everything just got grosser and sicker until none of us knew what to do anymore, really.  None of us knew the whole … Continued

My hair is currently in what could very graciously be called a Fraggle Updo currently.  My bra is already off and I am wearing a long t shirt that says “Wild at Heart”, grey sweat pants, two seasons ago Victoria … Continued

If your love life is lacking, if your wallet is empty, if you need a pure straight shot of luck, there is no one who can fix your situation better than Lakshmi.  That doesn’t mean she’s standing around with her purse, … Continued

So, generally speaking, right now would be an excellent example about how you should do what I say, not as I do.  Full time job, Jow’s about to start nursing school, my book drops in six days, my cat literally … Continued